What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

Are you afraid of being alone?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can you maintain self-control?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger